By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
We started out the day by hopping out of our beds, hopping into the Texas Roadies Mobile, and getting back on the road as Texas Roadies driving on the road to the 148th NRA Annual Meetings & Exhibits in Indianapolis!
Once we arrived, the weather started out cold and windy, but that didn’t stop the NRA!
As we made it to the entrance point for the stadium: we got in line, passed the security entrance into the Lucas Oil Stadium, and got our seats!
For the speeches: we listened to Chris W. Cox’s speech, Mike Pence’s speech, Donald Trump’s speech, Steve Scalise’s speech, Wayne LaPierre’s speech, and speeches done by survivors of attacks who explained how guns will defend ya from the baddies that will use their guns against ya which means that even the baddies have to worry about danger because the goodies have got guns too!! All the speeches went to convicting socialism, upholding the constitution, preserving life, fighting against tyranny, protecting liberty, worshiping our one true God, and declaring the rights of a free people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed!!! We were in history! These speeches were dunking dangslanging good with dunking Texan A+’s! 🔫🦅🇺🇸✝️
After checking out those super cool speeches: we headed over to the NRA convention (which is next door) to check out guns, gear, and lunch!
For lunch, I ate a deliciously cheesy slice of dunking tasty pizza (Dad didn’t want any) at a pizza stand in the convention! I’ll say that this pizza stand is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+! I could really taste the cheese, the pepperoni, the crust, and the oil in the pizza which really added American finesse to it!
After lunch: we got some really cool gear which included a NRA 2019 shirt for me, bumper stickers, and stickers! The gift shop was really cool with lots of NRA shirts, NRA mugs, NRA stickers, and beyond!!!!!!!
After getting the gear, we explored the gun exhibit for hours looking at amazing guns, gun equipment, and plenty of gun stuff that were really dunking cool for surviving!! This place was packed with so many guns that the globalist Deep State would not stand a chance against we, the deplorables! From my dunking, cold, dead, finger-licking hands (✋🔫🍗)!!!!!!!!
After the NRA convention, we hiked back a long way to the Texas Roadies Mobile while having a dunking powerful wind trying to blow us away (Dad said it was a 2 mile hike)!
Once we made it back to the Texas Roadies Mobile, we went to our Motel 6 room, and watched Fox News!
For dinner, we ate Subway sandwiches (I customized my sandwich a lot which made my sandwich really spicy which was SUPER DELICIOUS) with jalapeño potato chips while watching Fox News! I’ll say Subway is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+! Ya can really taste the freshness in these 5-star sandwiches!
After dinner, we watched more Fox News, and dunking slept! 😴😴
Now that is what I gotta dunking say about April 26, 2019! God Bless Texas & God Bless America! 🇨🇱🤠✝️🦅🇺🇸