The Outer Banks – May 5, 2019

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

We hopped out of our dunking beds and screamed: “it’s roadie time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Because it’s Sunday, we had to go to mass. For mass, we attended St Benedict’s Parish (Chesapeake, VA). The traditional mass was brilliant and we also got to see a group of communicants receive their first holy communion which was truly dunking legendary. This is another great FSSP church. The power of God is UNSTOPPABLE!

Children receiving Holy Communion for the first time.

After attending the most important part of Sunday, we drove into North Carolina (the state of Andrew Jackson, Billy Graham, and many other Tar Heels) where we crossed the Outer Banks (which sounds like a name for a sci-fi space opera movie which is quite dunking interesting)!!!!!!!

For lunch, we ate food at Blue Moon Beach Grill (Nags Head, NC). I ate the Beach Burger while Dad ate Fish & Chips (we also ate salad with ranch dressing). The food was so dunking good that I could taste the sea of Atlantis!!!! My complaints are that there is art that seems weirdly hipsterish and there was an anti-plastic straws sign at our table. This restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A-!

The salad.

The main course.

Thumbs up!!

Fries are brilliant!

After feasting on our aqua-superfood, we pushed further in the south and saw the wide oceanic frontier of the Outer Banks. Dunk yeeeeeaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Outer Banks is the outer North Carolinian frontier destined with wavy waters, dunking seafood, a prosperous tourist industry, fortitude taught with strength, exploration of the mind of a Tar Heel, and limits like no other outer limits!!

The open sea.

Outer Banks Scenic Byway is amazing.

The Outer Banks is very sandy.

Lots of people own beach homes out here.

A very skinny drive.

A Bountiful nature.

Lots of water-skiing is out here.

The TRM (Texas Roadies Mobile) getting ready to go on a fairy.

Africa is on the other side of this ocean.

Above is the sailor’s room.

A long journey.

The sunset.

The TRM needs more bumper stickers!

The TRM in the water!!!!

Above is heaven!

The dock.

For the night, we stayed at a campsite that bordered the Atlantic. We were going to tent-camp (camping in the form of a tent), but because of dunking powerful earthly winds we car-camped (camping in the form of a car). Car-camping is so dunking awesome because it leads way for experience for the American dream, Murica, and freedom!!! Dunk yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the campsite.

The campsite was a bit too windy.

A lot closer to the other side of the globe.

The New World has been discovered.

The Outer Limits.

The edge of the earth.

For dinner, we ate at Gaffer’s (Ocracoke, NC). I ate the Chicken Parmesan. The Chicken Parmesan had chicken breast, mozzarella, garlic bread, and pasta with tomato sauce on top. Dad ate Hamburger Steak which was smothered in caramelized onion, mushroom gravy, and served with a side of jasmine rice with grilled vegetables. The food we ate was fantastic with a savory texture that inhaled our appetites. Our entree, Blackened Shrimp Nachos, were also very yummy with a blend that was really BIG. Gaffer’s produces a very good old Americana atmosphere with a tang of the Atlantic. I’ll say that this restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!