By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
We woke up thinking: GUNS N’ COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We started out the day by getting ready to go the NRA convention, but unfortunately there was some technical issues going on with the Texas Roadies Mobile which lead us to instead taking an Uber ride (Uber is a transportation network company) to get to the convention.
When we got to the NRA convention, we checked out a bunch of really dunking cool guns, gear that can go really cool with guns, and an abundance of NRA finesse (the convention was also really safe because there was a lot of guns used for self-defense).
Very good app!
This is the real deal!
GUNS AND MAGA!
The working man!
Real American coolers!
Whoa! The association is in the city of the Texas Roadies!!
Beware, Nancy Pelosi!
A vehicle with a nice cozy bed ready for the dooms
These are classics!
Guns of the patriots!
These bayonets are SPIKY and EXPLOSIVE!!!
Dad overseeing these brilliant guns!
These pistols are very cool with western tradition!
It would be nice if more people made guns like these today!
What about the Texas Roadies?!?
YIPPEE KI-YAY MURICA!!!!!
MURICA DUNK YEAH!!!!
HOME OF THE BRAVE AND THE LAND OF THE FREE!
YESS, TTEEEXXASS!!! TEXAS!!! TEXAS!!! TEXAS!!! HOWDY!!!!
Take this, deep state!!! BBOOOOOM!!!
Take this, globalists!!!! BOOOOMM!!!!
No room for tyranny!
These are the classics!!!
Fact: there are more guns than people in America. That’s why foreign enemies don’t even dare to invade the American mainland (with the exception of the British during the War of 1812)!
For lunch (Dad didn’t eat lunch), I ate a super yummy pot roast with mash potatoes and a biscuit from a food stand called “The Bistro” which was inside the convention! The food was soooo deenking delicious that it was like food that ya would get at a super fancy restaurant!!!!!!! The Bistro is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!
After lunch, we checked out more gun stuff!!! These guns of freedom’s safest place ensured that we will NEVER SURRENDER TO THE WACKY-GUN CONTROL-GLOBALISTS!!!
What??? The??? Dunk???
Time to take down some commies!!! FOR MURICA!!!!
Who the danglanging slang is John Wick?
Light and safe!
This is only for the ELITE!
Nobody will stand in the way of the Texas Giant!
This is LOOONG BARREL!!!
“I would like to meet John Wick!”–The Texas Giant
READY FOR WAR!!!
So many interesting pistols!
These bullets are like the size of fingers!!!
Ya can come and take it, but ya will get shot if ya do so!
Gun with USA + KOMRAD!! Now that’s MURICAN power!!!
Who the deenk would sell glass cleaners at a gun convention???
This is why Head Clown Chuck Schumer is hiding in his little democrat basement!
Time to drink some coke to refresh!!
Racing is so prominent with Indianapolis!!!
A dog is a man’s best friend, but a gun is a man’s best weapon!
So much to explore!!
These western-cowboy pistols are the best!!!
BONDARMS? Arms that bond???
DEATH TO THE SWAMP!!!
Which one to choose? Hmmmmm.
READY FOR THE REVOLUTION!
Guns of no surrender!
What a shot!
A proud deplorable who owns a gun!
HE HOLDS THE CARDS!
A look inside the hole of a rifle!
Simply perfect guns!
Dad is ready to take down the globalists!
Props of ducks!
The man of the hunters!
This dude does not put up with any slang!
The alley of guns!
Guns n’ bullets!
Come and take it, globalist deep state!!!
45 the 45!
“The second amendment to our constitution is clear. The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon. Period.”–Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
Great gun: tough on crime, strong on border, supports the 2nd amendment, and loves our vets!!! This gun has my total and complete endorsement!
Everybody wants a gun prize!
After having a blast-load of dunking fun at the NRA convention, we headed over to the Lucas Oil Stadium (AOC doesn’t like the name of this stadium because she is against oil which is typical of greeny communists) to spend some musical mania time with 3 county music stars for the 2019 NRA Alan Jackson Concert (the main thing for concert was Alan Jackson, but there were 2 other country music stars who worked as little musical entrées before Alan Jackson arrived). In their music we saw anti-communism, American patriotism, American conservatism, brilliance, positive hillbillyism, positive populism, pro-worker, pro-community, pro-family, and pro-dunk!!!!!!!!!!!! Their songs were dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!!!!!!!!! Yeeee haaaawwww!!!!!
Waiting for Alan Jackson (also known as “AJ”)!
Wayne LaPierre the Great giving a introduction speech before the concert!
Who the dunk is Mindy Ellis Campbell?
3-worded name (including first, middle, last)! This cowboy is great at country music!
The candles of freedom’s safest place!
The Texas Giant at the concert (the only reason he may seem short to people is because they have something wrong with their eyes)! Don’t be a conspiracy theorist!!!
Alan Jackson is having a good time!!!
After all that dunking country, we walked a long way to The Eagle (a restaurant within Indianapolis)! In this long walk (which was about 8, 9, or 10 minutes), we saw the great capitol of Indiana (the manor of Mike Pence), suffered intense physical pain with so much walking, accomplished dangerous feats (such as running over to the next side of the road when there are no cars coming), and viewed the high skyline of Indianapolis.
This is one big basket for sure!
Aftermath of the concert!
This statue is historically MURICAN!!!
The Capitol of Indiana!!!
The dome is super dangslanging nice!!!
More buildings should be built the classical way!!!
This is where Mike Pence inserted his domain!!!
After walking such a long distance, we ate a feast at The Eagle!!! At The Eagle, we ate gourmet fried chicken, mac n’ cheese, coleslaw, and spicy polenta! This restaurant was dangslanging awesome with the atmosphere of a wildly chaotic American bar of the pioneer age, noise that would rock the house, and food that would delight a Texas Roadie!!! Yeee haaawww!!!! This restaurant was dunking dangslanging good with a Texan A+!
WELCOME TO CHAOS!
Mac n’ cheese, fried chicken, polenta, and coleslaw!
Taking a big bite into the FAT!
After that rocky restaurant, we arrived at our Motel 6 room (because of an Uber ride), watched Fox News, relaxed, and called this day a day!
What the dangslanging slang!
HAAY RAPPER, STOP DOING THAT HAND SYMBOL!!!
True! Very true! This is MAGA COUNTRY!!
Jussie Smollett is the worst actor of all time!!!!
Now that is what I gotta dunking say about April 27, 2019! God Bless Texas & God Bless America!!!!! 🇨🇱🤠✝️🦅🇺🇸