The North Carolina Feast – May 6, 2019

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

We packed our stuff and left our campsite for GOOD!

Before leaving Ocracoke Island, we viewed the town of Ocracoke.

Ocracoke has a great coastline were folks can meditate on the sound of the Atlantic. The place is also nice for fishing and sailing. It reminds ya of the inner covfefe of this world.

This is NORTH CAROLINA!!!

The 3 trees of wisdom are here.

I could defeat Chuck Norris, easily in fact!

The most interesting thing in Ocracoke is the Ocracoke Light. The lighthouse is one of the oldest in both America and North Carolina. The lighthouse is also made of brick. This lighthouse is really fascinating because it gives a feeling of sensation to the 1820s (the time it was built).

The lighthouse is a classic example of the old days of America.

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Amazing!

The fascinating structure inside.

The welcome sign is great.

We then moved on to our ferry, the one which brought us back to the mainland of North Carolina. One of the greatest things about the ferry is that there was bountiful scenery of the ocean. The ferry was one dunk of a ride!!

A pickup truck on a ferry. That is very jolly good!!

A scenery of America is what this is.

The Texas Giant’s ferry approaching the mainland.

The mainland was quite a dunking glorious place. The Inner Banks is a place of many ships, oceanic scenery, tall houses, and Tar Heel fury. The town of Beaufort was also very pleasing because the town was filled with classical buildings!!! Down with modernism!!!!

A scene at the ships.

Thank ya, Jesus!

The edge of the New World.

Coastal houses tend to be very tall.

A nice place to eat fish n’ chips (Beaufort, NC)!

Where we go one, we go all (Beaufort, NC).

A classy southern town (Beaufort, NC).

Look at the heart of the horizon.

The road to heaven.

We then stayed the night at Wilmington where we watched Fox News, ate dinner, and relaxed.

Tucker n’ Sean!

The LEFT’S OBSESSION WITH THE RIGHT!!!

Wowoow!!!!

Steve Cohen with fried chicken.

Sean likes that chicken!!!

Why did he not give me any?!?

I am an American!!!!

Let’s bring down this collusion-delusion!

For dinner, we ate at The Fork ‘N‘ Cork. I ate the delicious Carolina Burger which had chili, slaw, cheddar, mustard, and which came with a side of mac n’ cheese (if there is mac n’ cheese on the menu ya can expect that I’ll eat it). Dad ate the Shwiss burger which included caramelized mushrooms, onions, swiss cheese, and mayo. We also ate Classic Poutine as an entree and onion rings as a side dish. The burgers were highly scrumptious in taste, the mac n’ cheese was highly up to my cheesy standard, and the poutine tasted SO MUCH BETTER than the WEAK poutine from Quebec. The poutine had crispy fries, American cheese curds, and satisfiable gravy that totally rocked. The Fork ‘N’ Cork poutine is the BEST POUTINE IN THE WHOLE GALAXY. This poutine just proves that Americans are better at EVERYTHING!!! The classy atmosphere is brilliant: wine bottles, a brick wall, wooden furniture! This felt like a rough-town bar from 1890’s America. I’ll say that this restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!