By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
We woke up early by attending a traditional Catholic Latin mass at Holy Family Catholic Church. The church (like many other traditional Catholic churches) is glorious with so much beatific greatness with the architecture and the mass being performed with graceful perfection.
Dunking dangslanging good prayer with a dunking Texan A+!
After attending mass, we relaxed at our Motel 6 while watching Fox News!
What an interesting interview.
Booming economy! High GDP! Lowest unemployment! Stock market hitting new records! Best economy that we have seen in decades!!!!
After watching Fox News, we drove to Cincinnati (3rd largest city of Ohio).
At Cincinnati: the streets we saw were very dunking classical with architecture being preserved in its ancient manner, booming businesses, and roads flat as ever!! Though there was still modern stuff that we didn’t like. The downtown area we went thru was quite dunking nice!
Lotta business here.
Who are they?
We then went to The Eagle (The Eagle is in 4 different locations: Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Columbus, and Louisville)!! For lunch, we ate delicious fried chicken, mac n’ cheese, and coleslaw!! The fried chicken was fatty, the mac n’ cheese was cheesy with the noodles being soft, the coleslaw provided a sweetly cold taste, and the fries with the sauce that we had as an appetizer where phenomenal (yummy crunch and sauce). I’m gonna say that this restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!
A little look at the menu.
Where’s the eagle?
“Hey ya, I’m talking to ya. I want ya to do me a favor. I want ya to pick up fried chicken for my mac n’ cheese and I want it done only 17 times. Ya got that? Good!“—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
Small bites, giant!! Small bites!!!!!!
Eating bigger than an eagle!!!
After lunch: we explored a little bit of Cincinnati, but we mainly explored the Kentucky town of Covington. Covington is home to a historically large Catholic population with plenty of glorious Catholic churches that look fantastic (these churches are a must-see). There’s also the historic Covington Catholic High School that trains woke Catholic warriors. The school mascot was a really cool cowboy, but he’s not as big as me (Texas will always be BIGGER)!
“Por favor, deportarme!!! ¡Te lo suplico, mi presidente favorito! Quiero que termine naldo de la pared!!!”—Illegal
What a fascinating piece of art!!!
Skyline of Cincinnati, Ohio!!!!!!
Into Moscow Mitch country!!!! Yeeeeee haaawwwww!!!!
St John Church: a glorious Catholic church!
This? This right here is Nick Sandmann country!!!
This school is woke!
Why isn’t this school on the National Register of Historic Places?!??!?
Mother Of God Roman Catholic Church: a magnificent church built by German catholics. The architecture is extremely brilliant: dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!
Mother Of God Roman Catholic Church: a beautiful statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
Mother of God Roman Catholic Church: these confessionals are classic!!!
Cathedral Basilica of the Assumption: known to be America’s Notre-Dame!
After Covington, we drove dunking wildly to the town of Morehead while we explored more of the heart of Kentucky with great hillbilly towns.
(Augusta, KY) The wild east.
(Augusta, KY) MAGA country!
(Augusta, KY) The train is coming!!!
(Augusta, KY) The other land is Ohio.
(Augusta, KY) Classic southern neighborhood.
(Augusta, KY) Fancy porches.
(Augusta, KY) Home to the river.
(Augusta, KY) The land of hillbilly intellectualism.
(Augusta, KY) Deep in bluegrass!
Augusta, KY) Looks like the 19th century.
(Augusta, KY) The Texas Giant has probably been through more of Kentucky than good old Mitch!
Lovely coal!!! Smells great!
(Maysville, KY) Classical buildings really give this place atmosphere.
(Maysville, KY) Connected homes seem a bit too claustrophobic!
(Maysville, KY) Ahhh yes! Prosperity in the making!
(Maysville, KY) They built a big beautiful wall on their border and now the floods are forced to come in LEGALLY!
(Maysville, KY) Hay! Is that the giant?!?
(Maysville, KY) It’s also the month of May.
(Maysville, KY) A little opening.
(Maysville, KY) San Francisco cannot beat this.
(Maysville, KY) Deep in the heart of Kentucky!
(Maysville, KY) A little bit of useful history.
In Morehead, we relaxed at our Best Western room, watched Fox News, and ate dinner!!
“He’s sleepy, creepy, forgetful, and he hates the Texas Roadies! Total low-life! He’s also very much of a proponent of FAKE NEWS because I heard him say that the Texas Giant is shorter than the Rhode Island Giant!! Next time I meet him, I’ll buy the Biden!”—the Royal Emperor
KFC??? Why did he choose KFC? KFC stinks with rancid oil!!! Popeyes is gourmet with juicy-fatty fried chicken that feeds ya well! It is declared: Popeyes is the best fried chicken fast food-chain in the world!!!!!!!!!
We were going to eat at Reno’s Roadhouse for dinner, but we left when we smelt the odor and messiness which lead us to eat dinner at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store!
For dinner, we ate mac n’ cheese, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, cheese grits, green beans, and coleslaw (Dad also ate a biscuit)!! The fried chicken was crunchy, the mac n’ cheese was outstandingly cheesy, the mashed potatoes were creamy, and the coleslaw was surely saucy. The food was brilliant. The hillbilly atmosphere was really quaint with the wooden tables, old pictures, raw materials, old lights, country store nearby, and the sound of the South (finally out of the Midwest). The waitress was outstanding in that she got us what we wanted, wasn’t rude, said that she wants to go into journalism for media that isn’t part of the Fake News Media-Enemy of the People, was very hillbilly with a southern slang, and was even interested in https://texasroadies.com/ (the wait was also not too long)! I’m gonna say that this restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A+!
Mama, please let your hillbillies grow up to be cowboys! Trump rallies, AR-15 tests, Fox News, and hillbilly intellectualism!!!!
Good old hillbilly dining!
Atmosphere here is fantastic.
Time for some finger licking good!!!
“What? Ya gotta a problem?!?”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“I ain’t gonna be defeated!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Wow!! This is amazing!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“I’m gonna make it for the bomb!!!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“This is true southern fried chicken!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Lovin’ that chicken from Cracker Barrel!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Why didn’t they put this in a cracker barrel?”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Vreepla cuzeepa!!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“I’m the Texas Giant, ya are not!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“I ain’t gotta a snake in my boots, but I do in my hat!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“මම මෙය ටෙක්සාස් තරම් විශාල කව්බෝයි කෙනෙකු මෙන් අවසන් කරන්නෙමි !!!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Hay hay ho ho, this fried chicken ain’t gonna fry me!!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“They put so much work into this food!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Hey, I’m sitting in the same seat that I sat in last time! What a bunch of nostalgia!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Talk about a sweet southern feast!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Guy Fieri doesn’t know what he’s talking about. This feast is amazing!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Gordon Ramsey would throw out a bunch of nonsensical nonsense because he doesn’t know a dunk about American food.”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Bobby Flay should start being more like Chick-fil-A!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Adam Richman would faint at the site of this!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Greg Gutfeld loses! I win!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Leave this to the giant!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Let there be peace!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“I’m gonna bring this to New Hamsterdam!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“World stage? Fried Chicken’s the world stage!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Good evening, everybody. The radical hipsters just striked once again!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“If ya are gonna eat in Texas, make sure the fried chicken is super fried!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“We’re gonna tear it all apart! We’re gonna declare Independence Day!”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
“Where’s the crackers?”—The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in
After feasting on some good old hillbilly food: we returned to our Best Western room, watched Fox News, and dunking slept!!!!
Now that is what I gotta dunking say about May 2, 2019!!! God Bless Texas & God Bless America!!!! 🇨🇱🤠✝️🦅🇺🇸