By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
We awoke up from our great awakening and screamed: “Yeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaw!!!!!”
Since we were really hungry, we got some breakfast at Josiah’s Coffee House & Cafe! Dad ate scrambled eggs, corn beef hash, and half a breakfast sandwich, but also drunk coffee! I ate half a breakfast sandwich, but also drunk hot chocolate! Now let me tell ya this: the hot chocolate wasn’t chocolatey enough! The hot chocolate was okay, but lacked the sweetness! The hot chocolate tasted like milk warmed up with a little bit of chocolate! Everything else about the cafe was thumbs up, but I was a bit disappointed with the hot chocolate! The breakfast sandwich was really good with the taste of the Dakotas! I’ll say this cafe is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A-!
After inhaling our breakfast, we explored the downtown of Sioux Falls! Sioux Falls had great classical buildings built with a sense of tradition, outnumbered itself with awesome capitalism, and decency! Sioux Falls was dunking awesome for being the king of all falls!!!
After all that dunking jazz, we drove from South Dakota into Minnesota by viewing a great scenery of the heartland!!
After being in Minnesota for so dunking long, we drove into La Crosse (a town in Wisconsin)! La Crosse has very classical buildings, small businesses, prosperity, but there is poverty which is unfortunate (such as people living in a park, buildings partly abandoned, and roads in poor condition). La Crosse is really dunking dangslanging cool!
After La Crosse, we drove across the cheesy frontier of Wisconsin + Iowa (when I meant cheesy, I referred to all the cheese that is made in Wisconsin) viewing many classical towns (which were very nice) on the Mississippi River on the way to Dubuque (a good old town in Iowa)!
When we arrived in Dubuque, we stayed at a Motel 6 room, watched Fox News, ate dinner, and relaxed!
For dinner, we ate Chick-fil-A sandwiches and waffle fries (I also drunk a chocolate milkshake with mine) while watching Fox News! I’ll say Chick-fil-A is dunking dangslanging good with a Texan A+! No matter which Chick-fil-A ya may go to, the business always remembers to serve food with a slice of dunk! The smell of Chick-fil-A is so good that I wish the whole world smelt like Chick-fil-A!!!! Chick-fil-A is dunking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐥🐥🗡🤠
After eating our delicious chicken feast, we watched more Fox News, and dunking slept!!! 😴😴😴
Now that is what I gotta dunking say about April 24, 2019! God Bless Texas & God Bless America!!! 🇨🇱🤠✝️🦅🇺🇸