Midwestern Satisfaction – April 23, 2019 – By Julian

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By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

We started the day by exploring Kansas State University (KSU). KSU: this school is prosperous with education being abundant from within showing the power of hillbilly intellectualism, decency was being taught with a sense of dunk, classical buildings was bountiful beyond limits within the grandiose Kansas State University (except for one that was modern), and it is a school that lets free the American dream. KSU is dunking awesome for the Wheat State!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After KSU, we drove thru Kansas! While driving thru Kansas, we saw more farms (unfortunately I couldn’t find the one Superman crashed into and there was no sign of Smallville ), saw more cows which would become cheeseburgers in the future, rolling hills, and high plains.

After checking out the countryside, we inspected Topeka. In Topeka, we checked out the the downtown + the Kansas State Capitol!.The state capitol was really cool with traditionalism indulged, architecture made with finesse, and was even more cool than the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The downtown of the city was nice with businesses in place, but there needs to be more! There are classical buildings, but there are mainly modern buildings that need to be torn dow! Architects should resort back to classical American architecture.

After Topeka, we ate lunch in Kansas City (the Missouri side) because lunch is the most important meal of the day (not breakfast)! For lunch, we ate some delicious Kansas City style-BBQ at Pigwich! We split a Pigwich burger + a Pork Brisket sandwich with a side of fries and then ate the halves with fries! The barbeque was dunking dangslanging delicious, but it wasn’t as dunking dangslanging delicious as Texas style-BBQ (Texas is the king of BBQ). I’ll say that this restaurant is dunking dangslanging good with a dunking Texan A-! Though this ain’t Texas BBQ, I would say this is really delicious for Kansas City BBQ (remember whenever ya eat BBQ, make sure ya go for the fat, because the fat is the most healthy)! 👍🏻

After lunch, we checked out Local Pig which is a meat shop adjoining Pigwich! This butcher has all types of meats: steak, tenderloin, beef, ribs, pork, lamb, sausages, ham, and beyond (the business says their meat is raised meat from local farms). The Local Pig is definitely one dunking good pig!

After Local Pig, we explored the difference between Kansas City, Kansas; and Kansas City, Missouri (the 2 cities have 2 different mayors):

  1. Kansas City, Missouri is more of where the bigger buildings, bigger population, and bigger liberalism is.
  2. Kansas City, Kansas is more of where the small businesses, smaller population, more railroads, and more conservatism is.

After all that dunking Kansas City jazz, we drove back into a little bit of Kansas from back into Missouri from Iowa into South Dakota.

As we drove across Missouri and Iowa, we drove across the Missouri River (a bit of a boundary between the central part of the USA and the eastern part of the USA)! These 2 states were abundant of farming, hills, American flags, and the dunking American dream! These states are very good for cattle, dairy, food, and plants.

While driving across the Missouri River (which is so dunking awesome that it makes the Voronya River look lightweight), we stopped by Omaha (the largest city in Nebraska). Omaha was vibrant with prosperity, decency with a sense of greatness, smelly with the aroma of juicy steak, but I didn’t like the modern buildings!

After exploring Omaha, we drove back into Iowa, and drove our way into Sioux Falls (a neat little town in South Dakota).

At Sioux Falls, we stayed the night at at a Best Western, watched Fox News, ate dinner, and relaxed.

For dinner, we ate dunking delicious Popeye’s fried chicken (half spicy + half mild + dark meat), beans, rice, and biscuits for dinner while watching Fox News (the most trusted, most watched name in news). I’ll say Popeye’s is dunking dangslanging good with a Texan A+! Ya gotta leave it to the one and only great sailor of Louisiana.



After all that dunking jazz, we watched more Fox News, and dunking slept!!!

Now that is what I gotta dunking say about April 23, 2019! God Bless Texas & God Bless America! 🇨🇱🤠✝️🦅🇺🇸

One thought on “Midwestern Satisfaction – April 23, 2019 – By Julian

  1. Midwestern Satisfaction, what the dunk in the dunk in the dunken world is going on. Its sound rather impropriate but I am bit impropriate Mickey Mouse- Mickey Mouse from impropriate Mickey Mouse verse!


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