From the Land of Enchantment to the Lone Star State – February 13, 2019 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

For the first part of the day, we explored Las Cruces!!!!!!!!!!!! The downtown looked dunking decent!

After Las Cruses, we explored Mesilla (English translation: Side table)! Mesilla looked very Mexican! There were Adobe buildings and a monument with a Mexican flag!!! Looks like a Little Mexico (a Mexican version of a Little Italy) if ya ask me!! One of the only non-Mexican things there was Billy the Kid!!!! It was quite an interesting see!

After Las Cruces! We drove back to Texas (the land of freedom)! It was great to be back in a red state again!!!!! When we got back in Texas, I was thinking: Texas is superior to New Mexico!!!! When everything is bigger in Texas, everything is better in Texas!!!! Yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaawwwww!!!!!! Texas wins!!!!!!!!!! I can’t wait to eat some Texas barbeque again!!!

For lunch, Max and I ate food at a Wendy’s (Dad is excluded because he didn’t care to eat)! Wendy’s was dunking dangslanging yummy!! I ate a delicious double cheeseburger with a salad and Max ate a delicious salad!! When Wendy’s says, “quality is our recipe,” they mean it!!! Yummmyyyyy!!! I’ll give this fast food chain a dunking Texan A+!

After lunch, we drove across West Texas (leading into Fort Stockton)! 

While driving in West Texas, we saw the dunking Guadalupe Mountains! The mountains were HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They looked a lot more awesome than non-Texan mountains!! These mountains prove Texan greatness over other mountains!!! Non-Texans, what do y’all have to argue against this! Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Texas wins again!!! Yeeeee haaaawww!!

There was another place we checked in West Texas: Dell City! Dell City is known for it’s productive farming which pleases us greatly because without farming means no cheeseburgers, barbecue, milk, dairy, steak, meat, delicious food, and greatness for mankind!!!!!!!!!!! We are really big into meat and dairy!

After all that dunking Jazz, we drove our way to Fort Stockton to stay the night, watch Fox News, eat dinner, and sleep at a Best Western!

For dinner, we ate delicious Mexican food at Mi Casita! The food tasted like Mexican food made by Chefs who are really big into making delicious food for Texans! The food was juicy, saucy, meaty, and yummy!!!!! The only food I didn’t like was the guacamole (the guacamole is mushy green tyranny which a section dunking crazies think is good)! The dessert was some strange fruity gel which tasted fine! I’ll give this restaurant a dunking Texan A+!

After dinner, we went back to our Best Western, watched Fox News, and slept!!! 😴😴😴

Now that is what I gotta say about February 13, 2019!!!! God Bless Texas and God Bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸✝️🇨🇱

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