By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

The main reason why we Texas Roadies went on this roadie trip: the Trump rally in El Paso, Texas! This day is the big day because this is day of the rally!!!!! Texans, it’s roadie time!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeee haaawwwww!!!!!!!!!!

We left Van Horn by driving into the Texan path of El Paso! When we started the drive, it was early, cold, wet, and foggy, but that’s not stopping us from seeing Donald Trump (The Royal Emperor)!!!!!!

THE GREATEST STATE IN AMERICA!

When we arrived in El Paso, we ate some delicious Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscuits (except for Dad who ate a Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit) before we got in line for the rally! Chick-fil-A deserves a Texan A+!

After Chick-fil-A, we drove our way to one of Trump’s greatest speeches!

What the dunk is going on with that weird x on the Mexican side??

The deplorables!

When we got in line we got in early because lots of people are coming, the amount of people waiting was big (it got a dunk a lot bigger later on), we waited for hours, and was entertained with music! 

At the line!

In line!

The joy!

Hallelujah!!!!

The flags of greatness!

The trumpian country music band!

TRUMP 2020!

Les Déplorables!

Let the people sing dooddododoodoodod!!!!

BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!

The wall is alive!!!

Dad stayed in his car for most of the the time (he eventually returned once we got closer to getting in the colosseum) because he did not want to suffer the heat (we saved his spot for him).

Let the people sing the song of glory!!!

What a huge basket!!!

Next, the colosseum opened!!! We were in enthusiasm when the colosseum opened!

Almost there!

We are moving in!

While we waited for Trump to speak, we saw other great speeches (by Trump Jr., Ted Cruz, and John Cornyn), saw more people flood in (later on not everyone could make it inside because the colosseum was so packed that a bunch of other Trump supporters had to watch the speech from a big video screen outside), and enjoyed the ride!

The Texas Giant at the Trump rally!

Spewing the fake news as usual!

Waiting!

The steps to victory!

What a view!!!

At the rally: Trump talked about the need for border security, bashing liberal democrats, bragged how he had more people at his rally than Beto O’ Rourke’s counter rally, his great accomplishments, praising Texas, and how he is gonna keep on making America great again! I’ll give this rally a Texan A+! I highly recommend that y’all watch the rally! This was by far one of the greatest speeches of the 21st century and all other centuries!

After the rally, we returned to our Motel 6, watched Fox News, and ate dinner!

Trump going back to where he is gonna stay the night!

The Texas Roadies going back to where they are gonna stay the night!

For dinner we ate Whataburger food (in our motel room): I ate the delicious Green Chile Double burger, Dad ate the delicious Mushroom Swiss Burger, and Max ate the delicious Garden Salad! I’ll give this fast food chain a Texan A+! Whataburger forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a burger for Whataburger!

The Garden Salad!

The burger and the fries!

After dinner, we watched Fox News, and slept!!!!!!!! 😴😴😴

Now that is what I gotta say about February 11, 2019!!!!!!!! God Bless Texas and God Bless America!!!!!!!!!🇺🇸✝️🇨🇱