By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
The day before, we heard President Trump is planning a speech in El Paso on the 11th of February. That meant that it’s time to get back on the road as Texas Roadies to see our great president! Yeeeee haaaaawwww!!!
We drove on Texas roads (escaping from Dallas) tasting the frontier of road trips again!
While in the Texas Roadies Mini Mobile (not the Texas Roadies Mobile which is bigger), we listened to Fox News. Fox News broadcasted Matthew Whittaker’s testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. The House Judiciary Committee was very rude and Matt wasn’t taking failure. The committee was yelling, questioning the same topics over again, and being overly emotional libtards! When Matt was calm n’ cool, the committee was chaotic n’ furious!!! We didn’t listen to all of it, but for the remainder it was super chaotic!!!!
For lunch, we ate tasty burgers at Grumps Burgers (Cleburne, Texas), and savored the cocktail! The restaurant produced a very Texan atmosphere, the people looked like Texans who would support Trump for 2020, the people had Texan accents, the pictures were very Texan within the restaurant, and the food had the aroma of Texas! The cocktail consisted of fried jalapeños, and fries served with delicious Texan ranch sauce! Max and I ate the yummy Chili Cheeseburger. Dad ate the Swiss Mushroom Burger. Dad said his burger was the best Swiss mushroom burger he ever had! My burger was so delicious which makes me wanna go there again!!! I’ll give this restaurant a Texan A+!
After lunch, we drove across towns within the Texan frontier!
After all that dunking jazz, we still drove on the Texan roads to stay the night at Llano. On the way to Llano, we drove into San Saba. San Saba looked like a decent Texan town. While we were there, I took pictures of this shocking looking grocery store called “G & R Grocery & Market”. What was so astonishing about this little store is the strange design with 2 strange looking weirdoes having their faces plastered on the logo of the store. When I thought about, I was thinking that they looked like Beavis and Butt-Head. The design was so SHOCKING!!!!
On the way to Llano, we got into a Snowstorm which wasn’t too harsh, but super cool because ya will rarely see any snowstorms!! I wish the snow would last longer, but it didn’t stay for too long.
At Llano, we stayed at a Best Western, relaxed, watched Fox News, and ate Texan barbecue!!! 🤠🍖🥩🍗
For dinner, we ate barbecue at Cooper’s Old Time Pit Bar-B-Que. We ate delicious brisket, ribs, and prime rib (all dipped in BBQ sauce)! The restaurant consisted of hunters (like me), carnivores (like me), and Trump supporters (like me). The atmosphere was rustic and Texan which is very pleasing to me! The food was juicy, fatty (all we got was fat), and deep in the heart of delicious Texas barbecue! The sides were also really good (say “good” with a Texan accent)!!! Unfortunately, Dad left his camera at the Best Western, but I’m sure ya can see pictures thru the website of the restaurant! I’ll give this restaurant a Texan A+!
After dinner, we settled down at the Best Western (were Dad found his stinky sock that some dude named “Andrew Cuomo” stole from him), watched Fox News praise Trump, and slept!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! 😴😴😴
Now that is what I gotta dunking say about February 8, 2019!!!!! God bless Texas and God bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸✝️🇨🇱