The Virginia Feast – August 31, 2018 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

For the beginning of the day, we watched Fox News, left the Motel 6 (Troutville, Virginia), ate lunch, and drove on the road like Texas roadies!!!!! Yeeeee haaaaaww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠🤠🤠

For lunch, we ate simple tasty tiny double cheeseburgers (with coke) at a restaurant called “Texas Tavern” (in Roanoke, Virginia)! When people think of Texas, they think of it as a strong cowboy giant, not a tiny shrimp! There is false advertising in the restaurant because the name of the restaurant is “Texas Tavern”! Ya should be expecting a big burger because everything is bigger in Texas, but instead ya get a tiny burger which a Rhode Islander could call a feast!!! Texan burgers are not simple burgers, they are supposed to be brilliant (this restaurant really screwed up on that)! Not only was I dissatisfied that the burgers weren’t Texas burgers, but the atmosphere didn’t seem to give any Texan culture (non-Texans obviously do not understand Texas very well, but Texans do)!!! I’ll give this restaurant a dunking Texan F!

After eating lunch, we drove across Virginia like Texas roadies!!!! When driving across Virginia we saw historical things such as kilns (dating back to the 19th century) used to calcinate limestones into lime, railroads, an old prison, and monuments of men who died in wars (World War I, World War II, Korean War, and the American Civil War)! It was quite an experience! 🦅🇺🇸

After all that jazz in the outskirts of Virginia, we stayed at a Motel 6 (Lexington, Virginia), watched Fox News, and ate dinner!

For dinner, we ate delicious fried chicken from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen while watching Fox News (thank goodness we did not eat fried chicken from KFC)!

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People are loving that chicken from Popeyes!

After eating dinner, we still watched Fox News, and slept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

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What an unexpected segment on Fox News!

Now that is what I gotta say about August 31, 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

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