The Appalachian Wilderness – August 29, 2018 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

For the beginning of the day, we watched Fox News, left the Best Western (Barbourville, Kentucky), and enjoyed driving on the road like Texas roadies!!!! Yeeee haaaaaaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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The Texan conquers of roads!

When driving on the road, we drove into a tunnel leading us into Tennessee, drove back into the tunnel leading us back into Kentucky, and stopped by a visitors center for the Cumberland Gap National Historical Park!

At Cumberland Gap National Historical Park, we explored the amazing visitors center, the mountains, and got to see great spectacles!!! The mountains were so huge!!!!! The mountains looked like a place the royal emperor (President Donald Trump) would live! The mountains were so big because we were above the clouds, we were in the heavens, we touched the pinnacle of humanity, everyone below us looked like little ants, and we were GIANTS (just remember that I am the Texas Giant)!!!! โ›ฐ๐Ÿค 

After the park, we drove into Tennessee!

In Tennessee, we ate lunch! For lunch, we ate delicious pizza from a gas station while driving on the road like Texas roadies!!! It was quite delicious! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค 

After eating lunch, we drove thru Gatlinburg (a resort town in Tennessee)!!! Gatlinburg was super touristy because there were lots of weirdos, sculptures of icons doing weird things, wax figures, abundance of stores promoting the name of the town, fast food companies, and crazy museums!

After Gatlinburg, we hiked to the top of the Great Smoky Mountains at the Great Smoky Mountains National Park! The hike was so painful that we burned calories, had our walking pace go slower, our minds go confused up to oblivion, and it was so painful that ya felt like ya were about to DIE!!!!!! Once we made it to the top (eventually leading to be on a tower), we looked at the heavens, touched the pinnacle of the sky, noticed the smoke coming from the Great Smoky Mountains, looked over the scenery of this god blessed America, and embraced the way of the wild!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hoooooooooooooowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

After the Great Smoky Mountains, we drove thru Cherokee (Cherokee is within a Cherokee reservation within North Carolina)! Cherokee is crazy with Cherokee stuff: Cherokee art, Cherokee language, Cherokee jewelry stores, Cherokee merchandise, Cherokee statues, and a mega Cherokee casino!!!!!!!!!!!! The town is even named Cherokee!!!!! These Cherokees sure are Cherokees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After driving by Cherokee, we stayed at a Best Western in Maggie Valley (a nice town in somewhere in North Carolina), and watched Fox News!!! Maggie Valley looks like a great place to stay for skiing and looking at the Great Smoky Mountains!

For dinner, we ate delicious finger licking good fried chicken from KFC while we watched Fox News!!!!

After dinner, we still watched Fox News, and slept for a super long time!!!!!!!!!!!ย  ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

Now that is what I gotta say about August, 29, 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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