Good Old Redneck Kentucky – August 28, 2018 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

For the beginning of the day, we watched Fox News, left the Landmark Inn ( Pikeville, Kentucky), and explored downtown Pikeville as Texas roadies!!!! Yeee haaaaaaw!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠🚗🌇

When exploring the downtown, we saw stores, met bears, heard the sound of music across the town, and realized that the town looked like a classy place to live!

After all that jazz in Pikeville, we headed off into Whitesburg (A town of Kentucky moonshine)! At Whitesburg, we explored the downtown, and we checked out a place that is called “Kentucky Mist Moonshine”!

The town was sure an interesting town worth the experience!

The moonshine was also very cool! Kentucky Mist Moonshine serves moonshine, sells moonshine, sells moonshine shirts, and does moonshine tours (we didn’t do any tours because it wasn’t available for the time remaining)! Kentucky Mist Moonshine is a cool redneck place to check out!!!

After checking out Whitesburg, we drove as Texas roadies to a rest stop for lunch!!! Yeee haaaaww!!!!!!!

For lunch, dad cooked delicious burgers at a rest stop! Dad’s burgers included toasty buns, grilled burger meat, melted cheese, dijon mustard, and a taste of Texan brilliance (max and I ate ours with ketchup, corn chips, and coke)!!! I’ll give Dad’s burgers a Texan A+!

After lunch, we got back on the road as Texas roadies! Yeee haaawww!!!

While on the road we stopped by a beach! Ya’ll may be wondering: what the dunk in the dunking world is a beach doing in Kentucky when Kentucky is landlocked??? The reason why: because this beach borders a lake (or maybe a river), no ocean! This sure was very extraordinary to see!


A Kentucky beach!

After checking out the beach, we drove all the way as Texan roadies to Hazard (the most hazardous town in Kentucky)!!!! Hazard was so hazardous (no wonder the name of the town is called “Hazard”) because there was extreme weeds growing, bikers were driving like Mad Max, and the townspeople looked like they wanted to cause hazard!!! Beware of the hazard if ya are going to Hazard!🔥

After surviving the dunking hazard, we drove all the way on the road (Texan style) to Barbourville (the town of Kentucky barbours) like Texas roadies!!!

In Barbourville, we met David Boone, saw the downtown, stayed at a Best Western, watched Fox News, and ate delicious pizza!!!

For dinner, we ate delicious pizza (and spicy wings) from Papa Johns Pizza (we would eat pizza from Dominos Pizza, but there was no Dominos Pizza) while watching Fox News!! The pizza tasted delicious, but I find pizza from Dominos Pizza to be superior in taste!! 🍕🤠👍🏻🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇸


Pizza and Hannity!

After eating dinner, we watched Fox News, and slept!!!!!!!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😴😴😴 💤 💤 💤

Now that is what I gotta say about August 28, 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤠🇺🇸🤠🇺🇸🤠🛣🚗🚘

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