The Bluegrass Frontier – August 27, 2018 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

We awake from our long sleep, watch Fox News, get oil change for the Texas Roadie Mobile (the car that we use), and drove across Kentucky as Texas Roadies from the Lone Star State!!!! Yeeee haaaaw!!!!!πŸ’₯🀠πŸ’₯

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Before we leave the Best Western (in Morehead, Kentucky), dad needs to get oil change for the Texas Roadies Mobile! The business were the Texas Roadies Mobile got oil change from is called β€œMajor Brands Tire And Auto Center”! The workers (good old rednecks) did a great job, and dad knew they were very honest (πŸ‘πŸ») because he thought there was something wrong with the tires, but the workers explained to him that the tires are actually fine, were as dishonest workers would tell him there is something wrong in order to get a lot more money (πŸ’°) out of him!!! Major Brands Tire And Auto Center deserves πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» and ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Great auto shop!

After getting the Texas Roadies Mobile was done with checking, we got back on the road as Texas roadies looking at the beautifully wild frontier of the commonwealth of Kentucky, and Frenchburg!!!!!!

While driving thru the frontier, we stopped by Frenchburg! While at Frenchburg, we honored dead Americans who fought in wars, and enjoyed the redneck (I consider this word a compliment, not derogatory) atmosphere!

After Frenchburg, we drove thru the famous Nada Tunnel which provides a shortcut for Red River Gorge! The tunnel was super cool because of the space and the lack of light!

For lunch, dad cooked yummy hot dogs (🌭) at a rest stop! Dad’s handmade hot dogs included a cooked hot dog with a toasty bun topped with Dijon mustard and sauerkraut (max and I added ketchup on to ours, but dad didn’t)!!! I’ll give Dad’s hot dogs a Texan A+! 🌭🀠πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒ­

After eating yummy hot dogs, we hopped back into the Texas Roadies Mobile (basically like Bat Man and Robin hopping back into Bat Mobile), and drove on the road as Texas roadies to Pikeville (a neat town in Kentucky)!!!!!!! Yeeee haaaaaaw!!!!! 🀠🀠🀠

In Pikeville, we stayed at a decent motel called β€œLandmark Inn”, watched Fox News (πŸ¦ŠπŸ“Ί), and ate sandwiches (πŸ₯ͺ) for dinner!!!!!

For dinner, we ate sandwiches from Penn Station East Coast Subs! I ate the delicious Chicken Parmesan, max ate the delicious Cheesesteak, dad ate the delicious Reuben, and we ate the sandwiches while we watched Fox News (the most watched, most trusted name in news)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ₯ͺ🀠πŸ₯ͺ🀠πŸ₯ͺπŸ€ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

After eating our delicious dinner, we still watched Fox News, and slept for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🀠😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Now that is what I gotta say about August, 27,Β  2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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