By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)
For the beginning of the day, we watched Fox News, and explored Cincinnati! While exploring Cincinnati, we saw shocking displays, a really cool catholic church that looked similar St. Peter’s Basilica, a huge baseball stadium, and drove across the John A. Roebling Bridge to Covington (a town in Kentucky)!
We also explored Covington! We didn’t spend much time in Covington, but here was a really cool series of art showing the progression of history which was dunking cool!
When we drove into Kentucky, we drove across the heartland of America, we saw rednecks (1 of the America’s very special people), cows, farms, horses, bourbon, and LUNCH!!!!!!!!! 🍔🤠🍔🤠🍔🤠
What this world needs is more rednecks!!!
For lunch, we ate burgers at a restaurant called “Napa Prime Burgers + Seafood” in Versailles (a town in Kentucky that is superior to a city in France)! Max and I ate the delicious “El-Diablo” burger which includes jalapeños, caramelized onions, ghost pepper cheese, garden + Sriracha aioli (max had a side of Gouda Mac & Cheese, and I had a side of Crab Mac & Cheese)! Dad ate the “Hangover Burger” which includes aged cheddar, applewood bacon, fried egg + warm hollandaise (dad had a side of crispy tater tots)! I’ll give this restaurant a Texan A+ (getting a Texan A+ from me is a special achievement which many people would crave for)!!!
After eating lunch, we checked out the Wild Turkey Distillery (a distillery known for bourbon)! At the Wild Turkey Distillery, we saw Wild Turkey merchandise, the history of Wild Turkey, bourbon, and a grand tour of the distillery! During the Tour for the Wild Turkey Distillery, we learned how the bourbon (🥃) is made, were the bourbon is made, and were tourists taste the bourbon! This adventure was very educational for the sake of mankind’s bourbon!!!!
After checking out the Wild Turkey Distillery, we checked out a town fair in Versailles! The town fair included fat people, uncouth people, zany madness, traditionalists, dancing people, ice cream, yummy food, artifacts, businesses, reasonable republicans, and stinking democrats!!! We would stay for more of the fair to check it out, but we had to drive our way to Frankfort (another town in Kentucky)!!
After checking out the town fair, we stayed at a Best Western in Frankfort, watched Fox News (we later on didn’t watch Fox News for the night because the only focus for the night’s news was John McCain over and over again), and ate dinner!
For dinner, we ate Cheetos while watching Live PD (a reality TV show about cops stopping criminals)!
After dinner, we watched more Live PD, and slept!!!!!!!!!!!! 😴😴😴
Now that is what I gotta say about August 25, 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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