From The ‘Burgh to a Very Young Town – August 22, 2018 – By Julian

By Julian (The Texas Giant, 10 ft 5 in)

On August 23, we left the Motel 6 in Washington, Pennsylvania! After leaving the Motel 6, Dad got Max and I doughnuts (I ate a glazed doughnut and Max ate a chocolate glazed doughnut) from Dunkin’ Doughnuts, and the doughnuts were so yummy that I wanted to embrace doughnut power!

After Dunkin’ Doughnuts, we drove to Pittsburgh (the 2nd largest city in Pennsylvania)!

Upon entering the city from the mountainous country side, we drove thru a huge tunnel, and we all of the sudden ended up in Pittsburgh! Pittsburgh looked like a burger surrounded by gigantic bridges spanning huge rivers!!!

As we drove into this amazing city, we saw big buildings, elevated highways, people who didn’t dress very nicely (not everyone), and amazing Pennsylvanians!

For Lunch, we ate burgers from a restaurant called “Tessaro’s”! Dad and I ate the yummy Gourmet Kelly Burger which included bacon, grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, and pepper jack cheese! Max ate the yummy Bacon & Bleu Burger which included creamy bleu cheese topped with bacon! What I really HATED about Tessaro’s is that the hostess was a grouchy old lunatic hag who didn’t want us to sit at the table we wanted to be seated in!!!!!!!!! I’ll give this restaurant a Texan A- because of the hostess!

After eating our deliciously juicy burgers, we drove to Youngstown (a town in Ohio)! The town looked very destroyed by liberal globalists, but not all of it!!

In Youngstown, we stopped by a nice Catholic Church! The church looked like a true masterpiece!!!

After checking out the church, we stay at our Motel 6 room, watched Fox News, and relaxed!

For dinner we ate reubens from a Jewish delicatessen called “Kravitz Delicatessen” (because it was Jewish, we prayed for the people within the business to convert to Catholicism)! The reubens were very delicious (especially when we were watching Fox News)! I’ll give this delicatessen a Texan A+!

After dinner we watched more Fox News and slept for a very long time!!!!!!!!! 😴😴😴

The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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